Salmonella Nelly

(Carsten Knudsen)

I know a woman called Salmonella Nelly
She can't cook a dinner, but she'll stuff it down your belly
The gravy is brown but the meat is red
You can't be sure that your food is dead

I know a woman called Salmonella Nelly
She can't cook a dinner, but she'll stuff it down your belly
Nelly has a dog and the fleas are flying
They look like spice in the things she's frying

I know a woman called Salmonella Nelly
She can't cook a dinner, but she'll stuff it down your belly
Her parakeet poops in the pots and pans
When Nelly does a shit, she doesn't wash her hands